Do you know the difference between your face and your butt?

Dennis Norman
Apparently outdoor-apparel manufacturer The North Face doesn’t think so. I say this because of a recent lawsuit that was filed by North Face against South Butt, a company manufacturing outdoor clothing as a parody of North Face.
The suit alleges that the South Butt brand is causing confusion amongst consumers with the North Face brand. While the slogans are somewhat similar they invoke different messages I think: North Face, “Never Stop ExploringTM“. South Butt, “Never Stop RelaxingTM”
South Butt was started by 19-year-old University of Missouri student Jimmy Winkelmann in 2007 and I think was a relatively “unknown” company with it’s products only distributed in a couple of St. Louis area drug stores and available on their website at TheSouthButt.com. That is, until The North Face started trying to curtail their business first with a cease and desist letter back in October, then a couple of months later a lawsuit.
Thanks to the actions of The North Face, The South Butt suddenly began getting a ton of media attention (ah the power of GOING VIRAL!) which I would assume has brought them significant sales as well as support. One of the supporters of The South Butt is St. Louis attorney Albert Watkins who has agreed to represent the company in exchange for a “nice bottle of wine”. Included in the coverage (translation “Free Advertising”) was this video below on Fox News:
OK, now for the good part. I would think most people have not read an answer to a lawsuit file with a court, or certainly have not done it for entertainment, but you have to read the answer to The North Face lawsuit filed by Albert Watkins on behalf of the defendants, it’s quite unusual and comical. You can read the entire answering by clicking on the link below but here are a few highlights:
“The South Butt” — evoking the opposite of Plaintiff’s historia nomen–being the soft undercarriage of the non-mountain climbing human anatomy, commonly known and referred to in non-salacious form as, among others, rump, bootie, bottom, buttocks, posterior, rear, saddle thumper and butt.”
“Rather, North Face has voluntarily and as a matter of public record, elected to depict the commercial undertakings of South Butt and its co-Defendants as “piracy”, evoking not intellectual property issues, but high crimes on the high seas, perhaps the South Seas, as contrasted with its oft explored polar opposite.”
There’s much more, it’s worth a read. South Butt Answer to Lawsuit
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